Believa

a word to describe a situation with positive qualities. it has derived from the song "Ten Speed" by Coheed and Cambria, when Claudio Sanchez says "believer", but sounds like he is saying "believa."

Alan: We're able to throw that LAN party this weekend.
Dave: Believa

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Thunder Rape

noun. a special move by the pokemon Raichu at his strongest form, Rapachu. it can be heard miles away, and whosoever enter the thunder rape path is bound to be killed. no questions asked. also see fist

Ash: Rapachu, use Thunder Rape!
Rapachu: RUUUUAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH!

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Three Foot Flip

noun. a complicated process of flips in a three foot period. usually involved in vehicular incidents. the object is interupted while on its travel and starts flipping in the air uncontrollably in a distance of three feet

In a laggy game of Halo, you notice that a grenaded Warthog may engage in a three foot flip

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Blackened

A song performed by Metallica, best known for being on the album "...And Justice for All". The drum part to this song is so intense that any mortal man, other than Lars Ulrich himself, who plays this song during a jam session will notice that his or her legs fell off halfway through the song. the guitar part require 3 hands to play

Yoko: What's with the wheelchair and leg injuries?
Douche-fag: What legs? I tried playing "Blackened" by Metallica and my legs fell off.

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Sleepy Sillies

noun. uncontrollable laughter when over tired. the unit will laugh at even the stupidest things and may respond with harsh words that don't even make sense. the unit may even result in throwing things

During the late hours of the eve, Peter cannot help but have the sleepy sillies and whip books at his wives.

cop

noun. a member of a highly elite force of americans trained to randomly select innocent drivers and pull them over for excessively stupid reasons, such as a loud muffler when sports cars are typically supossed to have loud mufflers, fuzzy dice because they don't own sexy car ornaments, and they're tired of picking their asshole so they pull you over to harrass you instead

dude, you'll never believe this
what?
a cop pulled me over for a loud muffler.
isn't your car a Z24 chevy?
yep. the dumbass didn't even realize this

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Swifty

noun. a man of courage and intense gaming skillz, usually a subject of a song written about drugs

The song about Swifty is complete! Let's go eat weed!

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