mufag

angry gay sex. or to have angry gay sex.

can be used in various ways, like fuck

can also be used as an obscene interjection

- I wanna mufag you
- i enjoyed that mufag we had last night, even though i was pissed
- mufag!!!

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sub nigga

a nigga not on your level

that dude, he ain't a nigga, he a sub nigga.
i don't mean substitute nigga either, he a subordinate nigga

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leaky dick

Before peeing: When a man really has to go pee and a drop of piss forms at the tip of the penis. He really has to go.
After peeing: When a man pisses and finishes up quickly, by the time he zips up, the last few drops of urine might not have left the urethra, so he might get his boxers a few drops of pee or so.

Could also deal with semen instead of pee. Pre-cum before or remaining cum afterwards can cause leaky dick.

Ahh dude I really gotta go, I got leaky dick! I just wiped off a lil piss from my dick! Hurry!!

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SMMFH@U

shake (shaking) my mother fucking head at you.

Sooo dude, I didn't take that new job cuz I wanted to stay with my girlfriend and didn't wanna move... but she broke up with me cuz of it...

SMMFH@U.

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White Chocolate Reeses

These are much more frequently seen than Reeses'. A White Chocolate Reeses is a person who is White on the outside, and brown on the inside (usually Hispanic just like true Reeses).
Not to be confused with a Weaner. While a Weaner is a wannabe beaner (like a wigger is with blacks) and tries to act Hispanic (Mexican) by trying to speak crappy Spanish and wearing Raiders jerseys, a White Chocolate Reeses is actually a white guy who lives the hispanic lifestyle and speaks the language well.

David, while you may think you are a White Chocolate Reeses, you are actually a weaner, sorry

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grandma style

In basketball, when you shoot an underhand, scoop kind of shot instead of a jumper style shot. Used most famously by Rick Barry in the 70s... and girls and little kids.

"Yo Adam, be a man! Why you gotta shoot grandma style from the FT-line?"

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jics

just in case shit

stuff that's not needed, but just in case

-whyd you bring condoms to this party, all these church girls are super religious
- its jics you dumb muthafucka. always gotta have that jics

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