marbles

Yet another synonym for balls, nuts, testes, etc.

Elk: So that's when I fried my marbles...
I *whispers*: That explains why people consider you a woman, your balls are gone now...

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freejaculation

Spontaneous ejaculation. Just cumming without the work. Usually seen in the form of a wet dream.

"Dammit I just freejaculated thinking about doing her doggystyle"

"... yea freejaculation is a BITCH"

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wadunkadunk

While a badunkadunk can simply mean an amazing, nice, big booty... if specificity is needed a badunkadunk means an amazing, nice, big black booty while a wadunkadunk means an amazing, nice, big white booty. Very rare a few years ago, the numbers of wadunkadunks are increasing worldwide, and it's for the best.

Tyrese: "Ohhhhh maaaan that Stephanie has got one great wadunkadunk"

Jim: "Word nigga, who says white girls don't got it?"

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fune

penis

he has a large fune

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Lock Ness Monster

On internet forums, the name for a moderator who is addicted to locking or closing threads/topics. Can also call them the Lock Ness Mod or just Lock Ness.

What was wrong with that thread about having sex?

kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him

Fucking lock ness monster...

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mufag

angry gay sex. or to have angry gay sex.

can be used in various ways, like fuck

can also be used as an obscene interjection

- I wanna mufag you
- i enjoyed that mufag we had last night, even though i was pissed
- mufag!!!

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the porns

porno; pornography obviously. you just say it like this cuz it's funny

wat r u downloading?
o just dling the porns lol

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