freejaculation

Spontaneous ejaculation. Just cumming without the work. Usually seen in the form of a wet dream.

"Dammit I just freejaculated thinking about doing her doggystyle"

"... yea freejaculation is a BITCH"

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wadunkadunk

While a badunkadunk can simply mean an amazing, nice, big booty... if specificity is needed a badunkadunk means an amazing, nice, big black booty while a wadunkadunk means an amazing, nice, big white booty. Very rare a few years ago, the numbers of wadunkadunks are increasing worldwide, and it's for the best.

Tyrese: "Ohhhhh maaaan that Stephanie has got one great wadunkadunk"

Jim: "Word nigga, who says white girls don't got it?"

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GAZN

Simply put, it is an abbreviation for "Gaysian", or "Gay Asian".
G=Gay
AZN=Asian

GAZN=Gaysian

Asian kid #1: AZN Pride biatch!!!!!

Asian kid #2: You're so silly! GAZN Pride!!!!

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Lock Ness Monster

On internet forums, the name for a moderator who is addicted to locking or closing threads/topics. Can also call them the Lock Ness Mod or just Lock Ness.

What was wrong with that thread about having sex?

kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him

Fucking lock ness monster...

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marbles

Yet another synonym for balls, nuts, testes, etc.

Elk: So that's when I fried my marbles...
I *whispers*: That explains why people consider you a woman, your balls are gone now...

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nhn

Not here now
Usually used in instant messenger conversations

-Friend1: hey man u thur

-Friend2 *Auto-response*: NHN

-Friend1: ok ill talk later

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splish

When you're taking a shit... a splish is a piece of poo that hits the toilet water and causes a splash, possibly getting various parts of your ass wet.

Ahhh that damn splish got shitwater all over my ass cheeks

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