Samacideception

During the Samurai process of Hari-Kari, if a Samurai restores his honor by killing himself, while ending the life of another dishonored Samurai, he then commits Samacideception.

Which should bring him back to life in a similar fashion of the late Jesus Christ, that is, as a zombified loophole to the circle of life.

Not to be confused with Samacide, the correct western term for Hari-Kari

All Jeff knew was that this Samurai was a god damn Zombie, he must have found the honor restoring yet death avoiding loophole of samacideception.

Agent Of Chaos

A servant of the divine chaos and madnesses that communicates with it directly and then spreads that divine chaos to all the worlds people

The guy, he’s an agent of chaos, you didnt see the cattle prod, co2 gun and other crazy things in his bag? Keep your distance or he will rope you in with his insanity

Shay Dick Shay

The daughter of the church of us, she vibed for us and was hammered on the table for our sins.

You vibing hard, almost Shay Dick Shay vibes

cloppert

A Cloppert is a unquantitized value which is quantom in nature. It is a building block of the universe. when many come togethet they form the cloppertinium. The cloppertinium is the driving force in the universe behind all that is ridiculous, clap-able and unpredictable. Many have hypothesized that by opening a wormhole in the cloppertinium one can literally fold time and space to fit ones head in his or her own ass.

i used clopperts law to my head in my ass.

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Pinky and the Brain

When a woman is giving a man head and his dick is so far down her throat his balls are in his mouth (See Urban Dictionary entry “Brain”) and she takes her hand around his leg to his butt and slips in her little finger into his anus for added stimulation. However, she does so without telling him first. So as she does he let’s out a little “Narf” as it’s happening…..

“Oh my god, Becky’s head game is next level, she totally gave me a Pinky and the Brain last night. It started me at first, but I was ok with it.”

Sobor

Sobor, when you want your friends to think you’ve been sober but you are currently drunk while writing on Facebook that you have been sober xxx days….

Did you see Trae’s FB page, he’s been sober 200 days. Nah bro, he wrote sobor because he drunk now.

Hitting The Narwall

When intelligent people with quick wits have partook in too many recreational substances over too long of a period of time and the funny things they were saying at the beginning of tge party start to fall flat.

“I mean, I get it, after you had to explain it to me, in depth.” “I think you are hitting the Narwall man, take a nap, you look crazy.”