Don’t @ me

A phrase used when you say a factual statement that you know the swines who view your feed wont agree with

I maybe 5’9 and never picked up a ball in my life but I think I’m the best basketball player since magic Johnson, don’t @ me

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Straightment

A statement used to counter balance any form of homosexuality exerted in recent past actions

Ex of Straightment: *sucking on popsicle* “bro this how my girl was blowing me last night”