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Dumb idiot: I have been to all 6 Continents
Kyle: There is 7 continents
Dumb idiot: 6
Kyle: go back to 1st grade.
When you ask someone out but instead of saying âYES!!!!â They say âEwww, we are just freindsâ this will hurt way more then getting rejected because you always will see the person you got friendzoned by.
Person #1: Hey, I dont know how to say this but I like you.
Person #2: BITCH WE ARE FREINDS AND BY THE WAY I HAVE A BF WITH YOU SHOULD KNOW WE ARE OVER YOUR NOT MY FREIND.
Person #1: you broke up yesterday
Person #2: Oh yeah, BUT WE ARE STILL JUST FREINDS DUMBASS.
Person #3: itâs ok you will get over it
Crowd: DAMNNNN HE GOT friend zoned IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE LUNCH ROOM hahahahahaha
Somthing that stoped existing on September 11 2001
Its so sad the the Twin Towers got hit on September 11 2001.
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May 5th is National fake fight a friend day
Person #1: Hey wanna fake fight
Freind #1: Sure why?
Person #1: itâs May 15th, YOU WANNA FIGHt????
Freind #2: dammnnnnnnn They are gonna fight!
Crowed: LETS WATCH THIS
Friend #1 punches the air
Crowd: BORING, then Bullyâs them.
May 4th is National slap the fuck out of every friend you have day
Friend 1: yooooo, you know what day it is today
Friend 2: may 4th, why?
Friend 1: itâs National slap the fuck out of friend you have day.
friend 3: OHHHH SHIT
Friend 4: RUNNNN
Friend 2: your not scary bro
Friend 1: Come of bro slap box me
Freind 2: Slaps the fuck out of friend 1
Boring stupid idiot and annoying
Person 1: I am me
Person 2: you need a therapist
When your hands get âslipperyâ and your phone falls out of your hands. YouTubers even make videos about this called drop tests, they drop them from diferent heights.
Meaning #1: Scariest moment of your life,
Meaning #2: Seeing if you just wasted 6000 dollars on a new phone you just bought after you pick it up off the ground
Dropping your phone
Person #1: my palms are sweating
Eminem #1: knees-
Person #1: Shut the fuck up, I feel like Iâm going to drop my phone.
Myai: Oh no! I hope there isnât any damage, here are some places to get your phone fixed.
Person #2: bro donât drop it then we can get home cause your key is on your phone.
Person #3: yea that would not be good.
Person #1 drops his phone and breaks it
All: knees weak, YOU JUST FUCKING DROPED IT, It looks like you just dropped your phone, do you want me to find you a place to fix it in, Suckisland69, Mars?