croad

A shitheel of an excuse for a human being that takes great pride in handling rodent shit.

Dude, face it! You're a fucking croad.

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Jesus Christ in crotchless panties

exclamation, Used after something's gone extremely shitto.

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties that fucking hurt! I just sat on a red hot fire poker and slid all the way down!

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ass hands

A symtom resulting from handing out ass all day.

Dude, I've gotta rest seeing as how I have a horrible case of ass hands.

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eth

short for ethanol, slang for booze.

Not to be confused with meth.

Dude, I need some eth on account of i got the DT's and I'm seeing little aliens devour my eyeballs.

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equal rights

A phrase corrupted by racist shitheaps to mean exactly the opposite of what it says.

Dumfuck1: Dude, lets get benefits based soley on our skin color and call it equal rights!

Dumfuck2: Hell yeah! That's way easier than actually taking responsibility for ourselves!

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fuckadillo

Any fucked up situation, i.e. stigwashed or fuckoed.

Dude, after I missed the aclu building with my freight train, I figured it was pretty much a fuckadillo.

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ass market

The basement at your parent's house.

Dude, lets hit the ass market, as I am highly interested in gay midget porn.

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