An item of clothing that feels soft and fluffy to the touch and keeps you lovely and warm when wearing it.
I love my new jumper, it's totally scooflie.
Actions that are of the douchbag variety.
My boyfriend threatened to kill himself if I left him - so much douchery I can't even begin to describe it.
Absent of brassiere. Can be an expression of pride in perkiness or an excuse not to leave the house.
Damn! That dress looks great - how do you hide your bra lines?
- I'm free boobing, chica, no bra lines for me!
Hey - do you want to come and see my nephew's band play at the community centre?
- Aw, I'm sorry chica, free boobing today, I'm not leaving the house unless the gestapo show up.
Scottish expression for when a couple share symptoms e.g pregnancy, hormonal changes, intense pain.
My chin has broken out in spots! Is your period due because this Irish Toothache is murder!
A self-preservation tool that prevents a person being affected by douchebags and douchery
That douchebag's actions just broke through my douche dam and drowned me in abject douchery!