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Awesome yell-rapper for Hollywood Undead. He's just really good with being... Him. Even at an old age with the odd name Jordon Terrell, he's still awesome.
This girl's seventeen
Now I'm a pedophile
Now she's showin' me her tits
I think this girl's gone wild
I whipped out my dick
And her jaw hit the floor
Actin' like she never seen a MAGNUM before
-Charlie Scene; "Bitches" (Swan Songs Album)
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An alternative rock trio enjoyed by most people but despised by little nerds stuck in the '80's listening to their "hardcore real punk" bullcrap listening to 45 second songs composed of 2 power chords and shouting "fuck this fuck that" etc. Blink-182 is a good band. Doesn't matter if they're punk or not, they make good stuff. Stop complaining.
Guy 1: "Dude, Blink 182 sucks balls! They're whiny and think they're as good as The Sex Pistols!"
Guy 2: "That's retarded."
Guy 1: "I know, right?"
Guy 2: "They're WAY better than The Sex Pistols. They aren't little douches who have nothing to do at 60 years old than rip on good musicians who are getting more attention than them."
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Cattle Decapitation is a bad-ass 4 man death metal/deathgrind band fronted by lead singer Travis Ryan.
Guy 1: "Dude, we need to see Cattle Decapitation on Friday. I heard they're playing 5 songs from Monolith of Inhumanity."
Guy 2: "Sounds like a plan! I'll get tickets."
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Synonymous with coke shits.
Similar to how foreigners drinking water in Mexico can lead to diarrhea and other symptoms being known as Montezumaâs Revenge, this burning-ass ordeal can be attributed to the ghost of Pablo Escobar laughing maniacally upon seeing somebody locked to the toilet with wretched diarrhea after a night of binging cocaine.
Person 1: Dude, I havenât been able to leave the bathroom for an hour. Iâm not saying I regret splitting an eight-ball with you and the gang last night, but holy fuck my asshole is on fire.
Person 2: Donât I know it. Your digestive tract was overstimulated from all the blow - itâs Escobarâs Revenge, brother.