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Features

derived from Cunt features, a very ugly or stupid person. It is said to describe but most importantly disguise you from a beating.

Man:Look at that features.
Otherman:he has a dirty features face.

man:look at that fucking stupid cunt features i hope that features dies a horrible death.
otherman: you not wrong there i heard he also beats up old people, what a features.

by Jimsy June 23, 2006

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Mayfaired

Used to describe something that is cramped in a small space.

Man: bloodyhell it's mayfaired on this bus.
otherman:yeah man i blame labour.

by Jimsy June 23, 2006

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