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John Hopkins

The way dumb people say the name of Johns Hopkins

Person 1: I'm going to John Hopkins

Person 2: Really? Well I guess I won't be seeing you because I'm going to JohnS Hopkins.

by Josh.F July 8, 2011

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homeosexual

A person who is in homeostasis with their sexuality. In other words, someone who is completely comfortable with their sexuality, whether they be gay, straight, bisexual, asexual, or anything else.

It can be used as a noun or as an adjective.

Male Friend 1 (Referring to peanuts): And then he told me not to touch his nuts.

Male Friend 2: No homo?

Male Friend 1: I'm homeosexual. I don't need to tell you that I'm straight.

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John and Jack were making out in public. They are homeosexuals.

by Josh.F June 20, 2011

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Altitude

(Noun) How high you are. Your "high-ness".

"What's your altitude?"

"I smoked three bowls of spice, I'm chillin' on Mount Everest"

by Josh.F August 27, 2014

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