Lil Alphy

Lil Alphy, the twin of lil richy
Lil richy is more evil then lil alphy and nobody ever knows which one is which

Ryan: hey Iil richy
lil alphy: umm I’m lil Alphy you dumb bitch

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Thiccc

Tiago’s cousin

Brad: daaamn she’s thiccc!
Jim: yur, she’s probably Tiago’s cousin

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Titan

That awkward moment when you realize your friend is actually titan from megamind

Spencer: hey guys
lil alphy: holy shit it’s titan from megamind
Spencer: What the fuck

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PITA

P.I.T.A is an acronym that stands for

Pain
In
The
Ass

Tara: ugh, Logan has been a real PITA today
Fiona: he’s been a real what?
Tara: y’know... pita, a pain in the ass

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Penis

An underdeveloped third leg between your two fully developed legs that only males have

Kenneth: hey, Chris... what’s a penis?
chris: Bruh don’t ask me cause idk
Noosha: Fellas it’s obviously the underdeveloped third leg between your fully developed legs

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Big dick energy

When you mix pineapple juice and monster

Kyle: BIG DICK BIG DICK BIG DICK
jovan: dAmN I wish I had big dick energy like Kyle

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