unloader

A sad, depressed, suicidal Wal-mart employee who spends their days in the back room, damaging their bodies and sense of sanity to appease The fuhrer, Sam Walton.

Man 1: Shit, another truck? I hate being an unloader!
Man 2: OHHHH GOD!! KILL ME!!!
Man 3: **already hung himself**

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Chemnanas

a mix of delicious ripe bananas topped off on a pallet by any type of cleaning chemical, such as bleach, laundry detergent, or any other fluidic cleaning substance.

Mmmm my banana tastes like....wait...wtf...NOOO CHEMNANAS!!!

IT'S CHEMNANAS! C-H-E-M-N-A-N-A-S!