Mastricate

Mastricate doesn't mean to chew. However, masticate does.

He's really masticating the hell out of his Wanus!

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dodge ball.

The best game where you try to knock out the people you don't like.

"When we play dodge ball today lets hit sara in the head and hopefully she'll pass out!"

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dropping the olives

a euphemism for the nasty business that happened last night, to be used in polite company

"Hey Teej, I heard you and Pam dropped some olives last night"

"Yes, Kim, it was quite messy to clean up"

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b-day

an abbreviation for birthday

Let's throw Stacy a surprise b-day party!

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sansficial

the talking stage of a relationship; not officially a couple and more than friends; originated from norcal.

Although not boyfriend and girlfriend, the sansficial pair walked hand in hand.

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spun

A state of mind that exists because of using an amphetamine for a prolonged amount of time through repeated ingestion. The chemical affect has reached a saturation point where reality is distorted. Mental focus and direction can not be achieved until detoxification.

Was the Cook spun when he said: " tell ya, I remember a time when I was about... I was little, I don't know... 4, 5 something like that. We had this old dog that had a litter of puppies. And I walked in the bathroom one day and my Mother was standing there, kneeling down... Dog had a litter of about 8, and my Mother was bending over killing each one of these little puppies in the bathtub. I remember I said 'why?'... She said 'Im just killing what I can't take care of' - Then my momma said to me, she looked at me and she said 'I wish I could do that to you'. - Maybe she, maybe she shoulda."

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mother

an annoying little creature set out to embarrass us all

Oh shit my mom is subbing my class!

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