Sun

THE SUN IS SOMETHING I INVENTED. IT IS THINE BIG BAD WOLF OF THEE STARS. THE SUN IS ANGRY DURING SUMMER BECAUSE HIS DATING LIFE ISN'T GOING SO WELL AND HE'S A MOODY TEENAGER WHO'S PREGNANT. SO, HE DECIDES TO BURN AND BOIL US ALIVE. THESE ARE TOTALLY TRUE FACTS! I GOT THIS FROM WIKIPEDIA.

EXAMPLE: THEE SUN BURNED PEBBLES TO DEATH!

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