american idol

Show that used to be good but then began to suck at the middle of the 2nd season. The only reason i watch...some of those bitches CANT SING A NOTE!

person 1: HOW THE HELL DID WILLIAM HUNG BECOME FAMOUS?!?!
person 2: I dont know, but his career has lasted longer than the winners careers have!

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Lithium

One of the best nirvana songs ever.

VERY sarcastic. talks about how happy he is...then how sad he is...i think thats why its called lithium.

Im so horny, thats ok my will is good!

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cobainite

Person who worships Kurt Cobain and says they LOVE Nirvana but they can't name the other members of the band, one album, or a song other than smells like teen spirit.

True story:

Me: *sees girl pick up nirvana shirt* hey you like nirvana?!
Girl: err yeah. like totally my favorite band!
Me: Cool, whats your favorite album?
Girl: Uhhhh i totally like them all?
Me: Fucker. you just got it because he *points at kurt* is hot.
Girl: *runs away while screaming* MOMMY THIS GIRL CUSSED!

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playing with matches

A local band that rocks!
Also something that i do regularly to random things i see...like leaves and stuff.

ex 1. playing with matches ROCKS!
ex 2. playing with matches ROCKS!

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The best band in the world

See Nirvana and/or Kurt Cobain

Yeah i know Kurt isnt a band but he was in the nirvana.

The Offspring is ok, but Nirvana can never be equalled!

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in there

to have succeeded in reaching first base and above with a person of opposite sex.

You're in there with that bird mate

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someone has my name

What you say when someone on urban dictionary is posting under the same name as you.

gaan?
floag?
why would i (the real Ka) post things like that?!

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