Pole Vault

The only sport where it is ok to grab a pole, get on it and have the highest ride of you life...and have every one cheer and clap for you as you get off (the mat of course)

Yes, I am a true pole vaulter!

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letorical

having been written or described with passionate or intricate writing; so to create an emotion.

"Their lips fused and the world seemed balanced between two mouths, smeared with red crimson lipstick" she described in the most letorical manner.

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pearl jobs

licking a girls nipples

derived from how a pearl is round and a nipple feels like licking a pearl

I would like to give that girl with big boobs a pearl job!

Do you like pearl jobs?

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g-mood

G-mood originating from america, is the african american word meaning loser.

why do you hang around with those g-moods?

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ron stoppable

the nicest, most pure hearted guy you'll ever meet. plus, he has a very cool pet naked mole rat, Rufus, and an awsome best friend Kim Possible.

fav ron quotes

"they took his banjo!"
- Coach Possible
"Yah, ya know, it might be another 4,5, or 6 more weeks..."
-Naked Genius
"I got the MAD LOVE fo' the MEATCAKES!!"
- A sitch in time
"Kim, Drakken's in the house, is this really a good time to fix your make-up?
-Crush

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bob the bub

bob the bub..made of a clear splash bottle, abc gum, a ballpoint pen, tinfoil. used to smoke marijuana out of and supply distraction and hours of fun. originally bob was a clean bub but he got dirty..as most bob's will become..dirty. so bob the bub will live on...

"do u have bob?"

"should we introduce bob?"

"u guys wanna smoke with bob?"

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hobese

an obese whore. she does not realize that her chub hangs out of her lowriders/tube top and smells of fish. her hair is usually not washed

Damn gurl, look at that hobese!
Gurl please...that's a hobese walkin down the street right there!

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