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dead

A song written by the not-so-popular and not-so-well-known band They Might Be Giants.

I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date.

I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.

Did a large procession wave their tortches as my head fell in the basket?
And was everybody dancing on the casket?

Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want OR I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.

by Keegster April 25, 2003

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


coca-cola

Better than Pepsi.

Drink Coke, it's better than Pepsi.

by Keegster April 28, 2003

874πŸ‘ 335πŸ‘Ž


kod

Short name for Knights of Darkness.
(Pronounced Kay oh Dee)

Hey, you should play KoD.

by Keegster April 24, 2003

15πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


McDonalds

Bad food.

McDonalds is terrible.

by Keegster April 24, 2003

75πŸ‘ 85πŸ‘Ž


darth vader

Once known as Anakin Skywalker, he was turned to the Dark Side of the Force. When Obi-Wan Kenobi tried one final time to turn him back, they battled. During the dual, Anakin was knocked into a pit of molten lava. He emerged as nothing more than an empty human body. He was barely alive. Thus, a big, scary black suit was made that forced him to breathe and took care of his body. Later, he and his son, Luke Skywalkar fought. Near the end of the battle, Luke, in a fit of rage, cut off Vader's right hand and destroyed the control panel on the big black suit. Darth Vader, doomed to die, watched his son being tortured by Emperor Palpatine. Finally, he came to his senses. Emperor Palpatine was hoisted with one hand and launched into the Death Star's reactor core. Anakin Skywalker was reborn in that moment, and he died trusting the good side of the Force. Now an apparition, he watches Luke from afar through all of his adventures.

"The ability to blow up a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

"Impressive. Most impressive."

"You are beaten."
- Darth Vader

"Luke... You were right about me... Tell your sister... you were right..."

- Anakin Skywalker's last words

by Keegster April 25, 2003

617πŸ‘ 155πŸ‘Ž


Hyrule

The land of Link, the hero of all Zelda games.

Hey, let's go to Hyrule!

by Keegster April 28, 2003

107πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


oyvind

a person that smells like a diaper.

A: "Wow, that guy smells like a used diper"
B: "He's probably a oyvind"

by Keegster December 14, 2005

7πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž