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Result of old aged pensioners on acid.
Four round furry creatures, that dance and babble in Telly Tubby land. They are:
Dipsy = green with a spike on head.
Laa-Laa = yellow with curly pig tail on head.
Po = Red with a small halo.
Tinky-Winky = purple with a purple coat hanger on head.
In Telly Tubby Land, the Sun is baby faced, always shining and gurgling. Whie trabbits much verdant grass and never shite. Or maybe Noo-Noo the giant vacuum cleaner eats rabbit shite.
Every half hour every day the windmill turns and flashes coloured sparks, and one of the TV stomach turns on and a little show usu. involving little children doing activity, this happens twice, then they prance about a bit, and they jump back into the dome.
Old Bertie ate his son's tabs and saw some telly tubbies.
60π 16π
1. To be smitten with love.
2. A cardboard oval decorated into a colourful looking beetle, with the words "LOVE BUG" written on it, and given to a total strangers in the street.
Amy gave away lots of Love Bugs at the anti-war demo.
83π 92π
1. A girl's night out, especially one laid on for the bride getting married the next day.
Cf: stag
Susan went straight from the hen party to the church to get married.
135π 24π
A sport played by two men or women, in a series of rounds lasting two minutes, where the boxers hit their opponents face or chest, until the opponent is knocked unconscious for 10 seconds.
This is the only sport requiring a win from knocking another unconconscious. It is also a dangerous sport, with a good chance of retiring early with a permanently damaged brain.
Matilda is leading a campaign to have Boxing banned and made illegal.
33π 120π
Person, usu. male, who goes to nightclubs wearing a suit and tie, esp. when the dress code calls for "smart casual" or "jeans and trainers allowed".
Sometimes seen as uncool.
Kevin decided to go to the local dive wearing a suit.
23π 75π
To hammer nails into a tree trunk, as an ecological activist would, to protect the tree from being felled by loggers.
The eco warrior spiked 150 trees today.
6π 9π