tardus extremus

An exceedingly dull-witted person; also "tardus-extremus."

Mike is a tardus extremus.

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eggshen

crazy fucking old guy that has a lazy eye, is slunched over, and has a limp

that eggshen motherfucker bugged the crap outta me so i kicked his fucken cane from under him

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artifaction

1. Appearance
2. Physical appearance, especially when pleasing.
3. A distinctive, unified manner of dress or fashion.

Kiko: The artifaction for this fall will be...this 1700s Kabuto Samurai Hat
Fashion guru: So garish!
Kiko: Quiet!

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Dihydrogen oxide

Water, chemical compound of.

"Ban dihydrogen oxide! It is a dangerous chemical!"

"That joke was funny, maybe 4 years ago."

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IDS

Imminent Death Syndrome.

Joey has IDS, be nice to him.

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Kata

A very tall and lanky girl who is exceedingly strong, has platinum hair and dark tan skin, and is therefore quite frightening.

Kata's a she-beast!

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Iuguolo

From Latin, "to kill."

Iuguolo, interficio, trunco, evinco!

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