pants

An optional piece of clothing

I j-walked without pants today!

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faghat

a description for a person who looks like or acts like a queer hat

you're such a faghat

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tampon

the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from one's aching groin-hole

on the birthday card i gave to my brother:

"I hope that the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from your aching groin-hole.... never has to exist.... Happy Birthday!"

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tummy rumblies

n., a side effect of being hungry or craving food, similar to growlies or the munchies. derived from winnie the pooh's phrase, 'there's a rumbly in my tumbly.'

I've got mad tummy rumblies; can you pass me the chips?

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growlies

n., a cuter term for the munchies (craving food without being genuinely hungry).

Mm, let's go to McDonald's. This weed's giving me the growlies.

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stuck on stupid

adj., in a prolonged state of being completely clueless or too high to think straight.

This fool's stuck on stupid.

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Poptart

N;
1. A stereotypically ditzy, preppy sort of girl (usually in high school) concerned with little more than how long it'll take her nails to dry, whether or not Muffy is fucking her boyfriend, and when Britney Spears' next single is coming out.
2. Any obvious fan of bubblegum pop music.

God, I have a headache. This hallway's crawling with fucking poptarts.

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