gherkinal

Shaped like a gherkin

"Is it me, or is Pete's head is gherkinal"

witm

Short for "What is this Madness?!"

It costs $1000?! WITM?!

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semiversary

6 month aniversary.

A shortened version of the word semianniversary.

On the inside of a card:
Happy semiversary

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Congratumaeffinglations

Effictivelly this is the same as congratumafuckinglations, but using "effing" to humourously replace "fucking".

Guy 1: I just one £5 on the lottery!
Guy 2: Well congratumaeffinglations!

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Strawmelsation

The sensation one gets when something with a strawberry flavour melts in ones mouth. A highly pleasurable experience.

She put the candy in her mouth and experienced strawmelsation beyond her wildest dreams.

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Complexificizationatophobia

The fear of making long complex words out of perfectly good short ones

"Be careful using long words around her, she has complexificizationatophobia"

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tradodern

Something modern done in a traditional way.

Formed from the words "modern" and "traditional".
Not to be confused with moditional, which is also formed from those two words.

A modern house made of wood could be considered tradodern