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The loose skin leftover when a tubby person has weight loss surgery.
Yo pal you may want to consider body scrotum surgery so you donât trip over all that excess skin.
The leftover shit splatter on the toilet bowl after an explosive case of diarrhea.
Iâm never inviting Mike over to my house again after destroying my toilet with his nasty arleth.
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A suicide jumper from Cinnaminson, New Jersey.
Pal, you have no idea how bad my luck has been today. Some poor slob decided to go splat holt on my car.
A socially awkward Oklahoma cat that loves to bang his neighbors cattle and masturbate at numerous Taco Bueno establishments.
Yo pal, did Smiley and his nerd herd sell you a brand new old car today?
A white male in his sixties that wears Steve Harvey type suits.
Did you see Nat Harvey at the meeting today? How could you miss him with that 7 button loud ass suit.
A sassy male typically from Cinnaminson, NJ. This person walks kinda funny due to a loose anus.
Did you see that nathole get all pissed off and storm out of the ice cream shop because they didnât have his favorite flavor? Judging by his limp itâs clear he was the reverse cowboy last night.
This occurs when someone doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom.
Yo pal, maybe you shouldn't be man handling the nachos with your nasty piss fingers.
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