Letâs not mistake this for a shart. This is a full on massacre in your pants. The doodie canât be contained and not only drips out of your underwear but covers your legs.
Yo pal, what happened to Smiley last night? Oh dude he had to leave early because he had a shit your pants dirty incident
When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.
Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.
Dropping heat in a dirty bathroom. Usually a port-a-potty, truck stop or Natâs house.
Iâve been holding in a shit for the last 50 miles, looks like Iâll be shitting dirty at the next rest stop.
When dried up spit forms around the corners of your mouth
Hey Kelcey, you need to wipe the cum corners from your mouth.
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This is an individual that loves to eat Pixy Stix while pooping. A Pixy Pooper also leaves their wrappers behind to mark their territory. If this individual doesnât wash their hands upon exiting the stall they shall be referred to as a piss fingered pixy pooper.
It looks like the pixy pooper left behind some evidence this morning as I counted 9 empty wrappers in stall #2.
When you take a dump that wraps around the toilet bowl.
I had to call the plumber for the third this week to discard one of Nat's chocolate snakes.
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