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Gah! Noah needs a girlfriend! He is always beatin it! He is gonna get chafed!
11π 1π
Bitch mints, pills for pusses.
{Gym}
Jim: Hey Frank, I hurt my back, do you happen to have any pain pills?
Frank: No, Jim, I don't carry bitch mints, but that scrawny looking Jew might have some. {Deep, mustached laugh}
Jew: D:
17π 9π
That really fucked up poop that it is long, thin, and curvy. It looks like a damn tapeworm.
Today I thought I shit a tapeworm, but then I realized it was just my crap.
19π 4π
A girl who you bang once, and move on to the next.
Yeah, that chick from the club was like a dollar store razor. Disposable. Tomorrow I'll just get her sister.
15π 20π
A college in Ohio, where people often say their slogan is "Kent Read! Kent Write! Kent State!" Not exactly the bee's knees.
High School Senior Girl: OMG!!!! I got into Kent State... I GOT INTO KENT STATE!!!! AHHH!
Everybody Else: Holy shit! Who gives a fuck, your mother got in... if that tells you anything.
43π 18π
A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.
"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"
"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."
11π 1π
The act of Goodwill is stepping up and beyond the call of duty, by letting the hooker keep both the change and your sperm on a cold winter's day.
Man: You know what. You an ugly bitch and you look cold. Tell you what, you can keep the change and the baby gravy.
Hooker: Thanks mang, Goodwill is always appreciated!
34π 8π