extreme

A marketing ploy to make kids want to buy things with their parent's money.

Stuff + X-TREME name + SHOUTING VOICES AND CAPITAL LETTERS = Kids' moneys!!1!!

Honestly, why would you want regular, plain ol' boring yogurt when you could get... X-TREME YOGURT!!! A blast of nondescript flavorings and bacteria IN YOUR MOUTH!!!

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we need to talk

Datespeak for "I'm breaking up with you."

"Honey... We need to talk."

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._.

Basically means, in emotospeak, "O....kay." "O_o" can be used also.

Dude1: and then i fucked her cat!
Dude2: ._. right...

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homosexual

A guy who likes guys, or a girl who likes girls. There's nothing wrong with it, unfortunately some people assume that because homosexuals are different, they are bad and/or wrong. Many men fear them because they represent a small part of themselves. Women usually don't mind them.

He knew his childhood friend was a homosexual, so he had to insult him to keep his hetero friends off his back, even though he was secretly attracted to him.

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femslash

Femslash is the female version of slash, where instead of two guys, it's two girls. Basically, lesbians. Like slash, pairings are usually written in the top/bottom format.

"D00d, I just found an awesome femslash, it's Rei/Amy and Minako/Amy!"

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cran

An arrogant n00bie, who tries to outdo a vet.

n00b: u don't know wut ur talking about, bush is the best prez evar!1!
Vet: STFU, cran!

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