London Calling

A marketing campain to get people moving to London. Also a section in the paper for all the poms who live in Sydney

London is Calling to find out more visit londoncalling.com.au

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chunch

the top of the crack of the ass; the plumber's crack

Pull up your pants. Your chunch is showing!

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bugger

a person who has sexual intercourse with a different species

sometimes pat humps his dog

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billy martin

n:a person with major skill on the guitar.
adj:beautiful, amazing, skilled.
n:God.

No one is better than Billy Martin.

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cunt whacker

An instrument/tool used to trim or totally remove female pubic hair. Usually metallic, eg. razor. Does not include wax.
Derived from the brand name of an old gardening tool, "Weed Whacker."

She was looking a little rough around the edges, so she pulled out her cunt whacker.

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quordioblasphemy

when one cannot decide between two outfits

I feel quordioblasphemy when I cannot make up my mind between my hot new gold halter and my hot pink tube top.

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chex

impyling that the receiver is grateful for a gift or action that has taken place

Woah, you smacked up that mean son-of-a-bitch that nicked my pint, chex dude!

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