Something that is old or rusty looking is considerated scratchy. It can be a homeless person or a pure nerd or just one at heart, Huckleberry Finn is said to be the scratchiest book of all time.
That old man's chesterfield was rather scratchy.
I slept in and am looking rather on the scratchy side today.
Look at that scratchy boy's hair.
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The best thing in the world; tasty; sexy, also see seductive.
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To jerk off. Like beating the meat.
chick 1: Why are his hands sticky?
chick 2: He was flopping the dolphin.
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A square being a nerd, geek, dork...un-hip, un-cool, unpopular, not with-it, etc. ...sort of person..."be there or be square" means about the same as "everyone who is anyone will be there", which is to say if you're not there you're nobody.
All the hot girls and all the rough boys will be at this party/club/place dude be there or be square!
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A sudden need to go to the bathroom, accompanied often with chills, hot sweats, and panic. Usually when one is not near a restroom.
Today while I was driving to school I had a shitmergency and had to stop at a seedy gas station.
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Sex performed according to Jewish Orthodox religous laws. Popularized by Shmuly Boteach and confused with much more enjoyable tantric sex.
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