CAF

Canadian Ass Fucker

That guy in the skinny pants is such a CAF.

rentalism

A lifestyle / excuse idealized by losers who can't afford to own anything in life.

Nigga A: "Sup my big boi, I heard you looking to move?"
Nigga B: "Yeah, the faggot landlord's renovating the place, got kicked out."
Nigga A: "I saw a listing for a big house in the hood, looks dope!"
Nigga B: "Hell no, I ain't buying shit, I'm all about rentalism. "