chocolate

Chocolate? Did you just look up chocolate?

Chocolate!?
CHOCOLATE!!??

CHOOOOOOCOLAAAAATE!!!
CHOOOOOOCOLAAAAATE!!!

Chocolate!?
CHOCOLATE!!??

CHOOOOOOCOLAAAAATE!!!

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Bill Nye the Science Guy

Educational Youtube Poop.

Seriously, if you've watched them both, you'll see that Bill Nye the Science Guy is just as silly, random, and repetitive as Youtube Poop...just with an educational twist.

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gigantic tager

1) One of Iron Tager's (a character from Blazblue: Calamity Trigger) battle cries.

2) The best word ever to replace/censor the word "penis."

1) Iron Tager: GIGANTIC TAGER...DRIVER!

2) Iron Tager: K-Kokonoe, when did you install this...?

Kokonoe: Oh a little bit ago. It's an interesting idea but it doesn't work very well on the arms. I'm thinking of moving it, maybe putting it on your chest or your *GIGANTIC TAGER!*.

That second example is from "Teach me, Miss Litchi!"

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you

The only one that can prevent wildfires.

Only YOU can prevent wildfires.

-Smokey Bear

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fuckboy

He who disrespects women, and is disrespected by women.

Alex tries to hit on girls all the time, but he is unemployed and doesn't even shower. He's such a fuckboy.

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