going pro

a euphemism for masturbating while at work or on the clock. Getting paid while masturbating.

Jesse was bored at the bike shop. It was a slow day. The rest of the mechanics could not find him for a half hour. They suspected he was in the bathroom going pro.

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undercover redneck

noun. person. A redneck who is forced to lose his mullet, drive a car instead of a pick-up truck, refrain from wearing camouflage clothing or otherwise disguise his natural appearance. Also, a individual who outwardly can be classified as a yuppie or liberal who secretly enjoys beef jerky, pork rinds, cheap beer, NASCAR and firearms.

Leroy who is a loan officer at the bank is an undercover redneck.

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swank

verb. infinitive: to swank. to strike another individual in the testicles for sport. Usually a game of tactics and done swiftly with the back of the hand when the opponent least suspects it. this sport can last for days, much like a cricket match.

Darren and Rob repeatedly swanked each other until Rob gave in and signaled his defeat.

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