Norwegian Kabouter is a nickname made by the micro celebrity called Seras used for the other micro celebrity known as Godgutten or just Gutten. Kabouter means gnome in Afrikaans. The reason this all started is because Gutten is very short, like ultra mega short. 1.66 to be exact.
Seras: Kabouter
Norwegian Kabouter: *Unintelligible Norwegian monkey sounds*
Average Lollander is a 'meme' made by the micro celebrity called Seras. This meme is part of the reason the sentence my day be so fine, then boom, Seras was born. The meme incorporates a femboy version of jinx from league of legends, this comes from the fact that Lolland has Lol in it, aka league of legends. Over Jinx is the text "Average Loll lander" with bad grammar just to annoy you.
Lollander 1: what a great day today!
Lollander 2: Truly!
Seras: "Sends average Lollander image"
Lollander 1 & 2: SUKKEROE, KNUTHENBORG, JEG VE' IK' DE'
Seras is a well known micro-celebrity on anitwitter, he has a tendency to sent weird things to people and so the phrase for when you get something weird from him "My day be so fine, then boom, Seras" was born
Seras: *sends video of guy fucking a toaster*
Everyone else: My day be so fine, then boom, Seras
A Danish term used for when someone rubs snow all over your face, the direct English translation would be "washer". There is also the dialectal variations such as "sylter" in Lolland
Jens: Why is the kid crying?
Magnus: Ebbe gave him a hvasker