irl

A vague perception of reality truly intended more as an online reference.

i got 324235exp in Final Fantasy XI irl

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cave

v. To give up to all opposition, usually in an argument.

My boss threatened to fire me so I caved to his demands.

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spot

v. To watch out or assist someone that is exercising, especially when using potentially dangerous equipment.
n. Someone who spots.

I can bench 120 on my own but I need a spot to get up to 150.

After my first hernia I decided I need a spot when I bench.

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e-jail

To incarcerate someone who anonymously harasses others via E-mail or Web article.

An excerpt from the new law listed as Section 113 "Preventing Cyberstalking" under the "Violence Against Women and Department of Justice Reauthorization Act":

"Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet... without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person...who receives the communications...shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."

Thanks to Congress a lot of annoying people will likely be e-jailed in the near future.

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fire up friday

An age old custom for stoners to smoke marijuana with gusto on Friday because it rhymes slightly with the word fire.

I got the bud, you coming to "fire up Friday" at my house?

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dramacidal

When someone's real life drama is so depressing, corny, or overreacting, that you emotionally kill people by telling them about it.

1. "Enough about your dog, your sister, your cat and your cousin all dying in the same weekend! You're getting too dramacidal for me."

2. Soap Opera Man: I love you Deborah, but I can't help but feel like you would be safer with someone else.
Soap Opera Woman: Oh Tom, just shut up and kiss me!
Me: Wow, real dramacidal. *rolls eyes*

3. Tina: Megan is looking all over for her shoes but she can't find them. She got so upset she spray painted "WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY SHOES OMG!?" in the hall!
Michelle: LoL! What a dramacidal biatch.

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head break

To take a short recess from other (i.e. military) business in order to use the head, or toilet.

We'll split to have a head break in about five minutes.

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