LML

love my life

OMG he told me he's in love with me...ahhh LML!!!

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OMFL

oh my fucking lord!!!

(kinda like omfg)

*usually said ecstatically!

OMFL I won the contest!! OMFL OMFL!!! :D

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sexomfortable

Sexually Comfortable

The girls were completely straight but showered together because they were sexomfortable

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texturbed

when you are very disturbed by the content of a text message

*girl receives text message from ugly guy*:
"hey babe wanna come over and bang?"

*girl says to friend*: "OMG i'm seriously texturbed right now!!"

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TBIIYP

Abbreviation for "Too Bad it is Your Problem".
Commonly used in response to "not my problem."

Girl 1: Crap! I got my period!!!
Girl 2: Not my problem...
Girl 1: TBIIYP...im wearing your shorts :)

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hoe-mance

the female version of a bro-mance.
when two girls are comfortable enough with eachother to the point that they are nearly romantic...but not lesbian.

1. The girls showered together because they were part of a hoe-mance

2.
Girl 1: Aww i love you...no homo.
Girl 2: Awww i love our hoe-mance

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Rushia

the way to spell the more common word "Russia" when you lack brain cells or any significant ounce of intelligence.

(commonly used by curly haired boys with large thighs)

*texting convo*

Guy 1: DUDE! Why didn't you tell me you're from Rushia?
Guy 2: get a freaking spelling book dipship. It's spelled R-U-S-S-I-A

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