Holy frijole

1) An exclamation of amazement. See also holy cow and holy moly.

2) Beans that are so good they have achieved sainthood.

1)
Melissa: I just won a billion dollars!
David: Holy frijole! That's a lot of money!

2)
David: These beans are really good.
Elizabeth: These beans aren't just good, they're holy frijoles!

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bustah jizzumo

n./v.

Accidental act of giving a girl you really like a facial.

She killed my dog because of my bustah jizzumo. I miss her.

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Medierra

1)The paragon of online gaming aptitude.
2)Superlative to Methos.
3)The marriage of indomitable strategy and tactics with brutal speed.

Medierra pwnz0red Methos at WarcraftIII.

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pork hammer

Dick, cock, refering to your penis when it is erect and ready to be serviced.

She grabbed my pork hammer and went to town on it.

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Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole

1) The most extreme expression of amazement. A step up from Holy frijole.

2) Sainted beans accompanied by a side of an avocado paste mixed with onion and spices.

1)
Melissa: I just won a billion dollars, and look, there's a flying monkey!
David: Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole!

2)
Waiter: What can I get you?
David: Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole.
Waiter: Right away sir.

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