Engadine Doctrine

(ĕng′gə-dēn′ dŏk′trĭn)

The principle of miring in indecision during a crisis until the march of time forces an action upon you

I feel like my guts are about to explode all over this McDonalds but the Engadine Doctrine states I should wait until my socks are soggy before going to the bathroom to deal with the crisis in my pants.