hojeez

A mistake or error. Usually the result of a stupid action.

Aww crap... I think i made a hojeez...

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Gyukaku

Similar to Bukkake, this is a Japanese sexual act where the male reaches emission without coitus. Unlike Bukkake, where the male ejaculates directly onto the female (usually the facial area), in the practice of Gyukaku, the male will ejaculate onto a hot charcoal fire. The girl must then inhale the fumes.

Last night I took Kumi home and fired up the hibachi. The Gyukaku was awesome. She took in that steam cloud like a champ.

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moke

Anyone (Usually of Hawaiian ancestry) who actively participates in one or more of the following moke activities-
Surfing
Bodyboarding
Bodysurfing with McDonalds Tray
Hawaiian Canoe Paddling
Driving a Lifted Pickup
Listening to Reggae/Jawaiian Music
Playing an ukulele
Stealing shoes/slippahs
Smoking Weed

There is one mandatory qualification though... For one to be a full fledged "moke", one must be well versed if not fluent in pidgin english.

Ho, Brah... U such a moke, cuz...

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Praxis

From Ancient Greek πρᾶξις (praksis): action, activity, practice.

In contemporary usage: “I'm going to tell you how to do your shit, and you should listen, because I have a degree in cultural studies.”

A truly liberatory praxis must never fail to neglect the counter revolutionary tendencies of the running dogs of the imperialist petty bourgeoisie, but rather contribute towards the construction of a radically public discourse of revolution.

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hauna

The Hawaiian word for an unpleasant odor. More specifically, the act of stinking.

Ho, Brah! Whend da last time you wen wash yo bibadees? Da bugga is HAUNA!

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Nipple Check

Process/procedure in which one determines the degree of nipple visibility relative to the ambient temperature, then signals the owner of the nipples in question as to the status of their tit-nipplyness using a two thumbs up/down scale. Thumbs up indicating that their nipples are NOT visible, and vice versa...

Hey, Maya... Nipple check! oooh... Sorry, u fail... (while giving two thumbs down)

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Possy Pumper

A rare and highly sought after aftermarket mod for cars which adds anywhere from 100-700 HP depending on number used (i.e. Single, Dual, Quadratic). Also see Tally Pipe

Dude my car hauls ass with it's new Quadratic Possy Pumpers and Dual Tally Pipes.

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