domer

Student at the great University of Notre Dame

Wow, I can't wait to give that domer a domer.

260👍 173👎

boody crumbs

the tiny remains of fecal matter around your anal hole after emptying out

dang, I layed down for a nice hot bath this morning, and i think i swallowed some floating boody crumbs...

12👍 7👎

chern

Chern: Providing maximum overkill on one's vehicle. i.e. the best of the best.

"he cherned that to the MAX! Chermax"

6👍 30👎

close

to knock boots with a member of the oposite sex, as in close the deal

"what ever happened with that female last night?"

"shoot... you know..."

well what happened? did you close?

"you know it"

218👍 90👎

crum

Taking a dump on someone's chest.

Instead of the cleveland steamer, he gave her a crum shot.

11👍 72👎

Patriot Act

Really the "USA PATRIOT ACT," and acronym meaning "Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act." Like most of the Bush administration's actions, this one sickens me. Passed with almost no congressional review in the wake of 9/11 (and thus taking advantage of our emotional state), the Patriot Act gives the Executive Branch and law enforcement almost Orwellian powers of investigation and presidence over the Constitution.

If the Founding Fathers were alive today, they'd probably stage another revolution against our current government.

1761👍 230👎

durick

To come in late, work from home, or work "virtual". ie. Avoid work if at all possible

"I pulled a Durick the other day"

13👍 8👎