Eiggam

Eggs you can masterbate with.

You Frezze an egg then you suck on it..then you stick it up your asshole

8👍 15👎

vollrath-smith, alex

(1) a violinist by nature, an vollrath-smith (especially of the alex variety) can become exceedingly volatile when seperated from music for too long.
(2) a smith in the vollrath family, of the alex variety.
(3)cool, unique, one awesome alley-cat
(4) an inspiring and motivating man

"Is that Alex?"
"Of course it is, it's a violin."

and

Alex: *insert motivating stuff here*
Someone Else: You're right. Thanks. You rock.

8👍 5👎

shabang

shagging with food involved

ooh tommy get the carrots i feel horny

3👍 25👎