birmingham goldfish

British slang term for faeces, typically left in the toilet. This may remain because it refuses to flush (see: floater) or because the owner didn't flush the chain.

John: Ok, guys, there's a Birmingham goldfish in the toilet. Flush after yourself!
James: Sorry... I tried, but it wouldn't go

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Gammon

A racial slur against white people, typically used in Great Britain.

John: Check out that gammon!
Gordon: Slurs aren't cool, John

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