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hoe banger

This is a person who is so ugly only hoes will bang them

George is a Hoe banger

by Margaret November 4, 2004

21πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Jackasses

90% of the 'people' who submitted their frighteningly ignorant and downright hateful quasi-definitions to this website. If they're 'urban,' I'm glad I'm suburban.

"I wrote some funny stuff in the urban dictionary website, because nobody gives a damn about what I have to say in the real world, and I'm destined to work at McDonald's my entire pathetic life."

by Margaret July 23, 2004

71πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


fing

When someone with long (and usually creepy-looking) fingers touches stuff (or other people) with them in a disturbing and annoying way.

Stop finging me, Goddamnit! It's sickening.

by Margaret May 13, 2003

3πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


beanie

a beanie is usually woollen and it is worn by skaters and pople who are cold.

Jules: I'm cold
Champ: You douchebag you forgot your bloody beanie. Now you are gonna freeze to death

by Margaret June 6, 2004

519πŸ‘ 191πŸ‘Ž


spoon

To treat someone with tolerance and respect when their socio-political status does not warrant it. Also to refrain from verbally abusing when it is expected.

Cadet Morgan has been spooning Cadet Mitchel.

by Margaret January 17, 2004

4πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


vitamin water

the most awesome drink ever created

hey im going to the store

pick me up a vitamin water!!!

by Margaret March 28, 2005

357πŸ‘ 154πŸ‘Ž


laxy

describing one who listens to excessive amounts of Tool, Snoop, and System of a Down; also known to indulge in herbal refreshments from time to time; generally, a pleasant and easygoing personality...derived from the latin work lax, meaning TOOL SUCKS!

"I'm laxy", said Bill.
"I've heard that about you", replied Marge.

by Margaret November 11, 2004

8πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž