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Jelly Bracelets

Bracelets made of a rubbery-type material that are worn traditionally on the wrist

They are in no way related to sex, and if they are, that has nothing to do with me wearing them, so screw the media and that piece of trash Dr. Phil

by Marko April 20, 2004

23πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Sex Pistols

I'd just like to make a note that Deranged, the source of definition number 12, well he's right.

He is! He knows what he's talking about

by Marko December 28, 2005

26πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Broom

Broom(N): Long, thin handle with brush at one end, used for sweeping floors clean. Not too difficult to understand, eh?

"Get a broom, sweep this floor."

by Marko November 12, 2004

96πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Self mutilation

A form of hurting. Done to one's self by one's self. Now, I'm not sure about this, there could have been a time when this actually resulted out of depression, but in this day and age, it's becoming trendy, and popular. Everyone refers to themselves as "broken" now. Everyone thinks they have such problems. These people are called WEAK. Now sure, there are definitely people out there who have it pretty damn bad. But now, anything that makes anyone unhappy...they decide "Boo hoo, I'm gonna cut" WTF? Since when did "attempted suicide" become trendy?

"My parents hate me because they said I can't go to the Good Charlotte/Taking Back Sunday concert, so I'm gonna go cut myself so they feel guilty....>:)...I mean boo hoo"

by Marko December 21, 2004

36πŸ‘ 192πŸ‘Ž


nutkins

Someone with a cunt of a haircut pertaining to the 1980's UK tv "personality" Terry Nutkins who had a haircut like Max Wall on acid. A fucking nightmare basically!

Look at that hunin therangers top! He's got a right fucking nutkins

by Marko December 28, 2004

12πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Bob Barker

When someone fucks a prostitute doggie style and then proceeds to donkey punch her knocking her unconcious thus not having to pay. And while exiting the premises you yell "the price is right, bitch!"

"While attending a bachelor party in Vegas I "Bob Barkered two whores in one night." "The price WAS right!"

by Marko June 12, 2006

114πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


team duece

The act of taking a shit with one or more of your friends in a public restroom.

"Hey guys, lets take a team duece, then shower, and head out to pick up some tramps..."

by Marko June 24, 2004

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž