Lolgasmic

A feeling that can come from laughing or the feeling when your having a lolgasm

"Whoah good one!"
"Yep, i'm getting a lolgasmic feeling, haha"

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Lasdection

When something or someone is sponsored by an unhealthy product which is inappropriate or frowned upon to advertise.

You can't let Budweiser be your sponsor, it encourages people to drink alcohol, that's a prime example of lasdection

Gatch

Another word for stealing something. To gatch is to steal, a gatch is someone who steals a lot, like a robber.

1. "Blud I dare you gatch that mandem's bag"
2. "Allow that mandem, he's a gatch"

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Rhetorical Phone Call

A term coined by UK Grime artist; JME, meaning a phone call that you don't answer. Stems from the term 'rhetorical question' which is a question that doesn't require an answer, such as "Are you silly blad?".

When she phones me I can't be bothered to answer, might as well call it a rhetorical phone call

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Hangliding On A Friday

Hangliding on a friday refers to the superstition that it is bad luck to hang glide on a friday. The superstition originated thanks to the mass hangliding tragedy of 1972, where 18 hang gliders lost control of their instruments in Lancashire, England as gale force winds ruthlessly sent them flying around in dangerous circles. 7 people died and the weather had been fine the whole month apart from that day, the previous friday and the following friday.

"I'm going hang gliding with my fiance on friday"
"WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH, you don't wanna be doing that, remember the mass hangliding tragedy of 1972! You should never go hangliding on a friday!"

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Loosing

THANK YOU! In the last 6 months everyone seems to be writing 'loosing'. THE WORD YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IS LOSING.
L-O-S-I-N-G. You are losing the match, you are losing your talent, you are losing your virginity! The second definition is wrong, you would say 'loosening'

Newspaper Executive: Cristiano, this is the last straw, 'loosing' is not a word! I'm firing you!

Cristiano Ronaldo: Oh, I didn't know I had to be able to spell to do this job, I guess i'm just an idiot! Haha

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Lovely Jubbly

Made famous by 'Del Boy' the main character from long running English sitcom 'Only Fools And Horses' Lovely Jubbly refers to good news or something good that has happened.

"Turkeys ready everyone"
"Lovely Jubbly"

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