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Orange Exodus

A way of describing the massive influx of politicians who've quit Donald Trump's cabinet and former allies of his that have since discovered just how nuts he is, and therefore, have decided to abandon ship in an effort to save their asses from either being fired or jailed

If this Orange Exodus keeps up, there'll be no one for Donald Trump to hide behind

by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018


West Of Center

A variation of the term "left of center" but FAR more intense. Used to describe people who are clearly mentally unstable, babble on and on about stuff that makes no sense whatsoever, and who view themselves in the most narcissistic way you could possibly imagine.

The first instance of a person being West of Center, was a black celebrity who had a meeting Donald Trump the other day

Jesus Christ, I'm not going near that guy, he's completely west of center!

by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018

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Grizzly Bear

A huge, brown forest animal that may look cute and majestic, but woe onto those who get
too close to them and/or piss them off....just ask Timothy Treadwell

Frank: Hey Bill, you wanna go camping this weekend?
Bill: No! Are you nuts!? Some dude got mauled by a grizzly bear yesterday!
Frank: Good point, looks like another trip to Vegas for us

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

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Joe Kenda

Totally awesome guy from the Investigation Discovery show Homicide Hunter. Joe is a former Colorado Springs police detective who has managed to solve over 400 homicides throughout his career, before retiring in the mid 90's. Joe's great to listen to, because when recanting the cases he's solved, he doesn't add any extra fluff, and tells you like it is, short sweet and to the point.

I'm Detective Joe Kenda, I've solved over 400 homicides, if you kill.....I WILL find you....

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018


The Conjuring

One of the best modern horror movies of our time, introduced
horror movie fans to the doll known as Annabelle, and made dark
basements even scarier then they already were

I saw The Conjuring the other day, I haven't slept since then...

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

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Kavanuts

Used to describe someone when you start asking them questions, and they respond with constant and aggressive sounding interruptions, people like this become more and more Kavanuts with the more questions that are being asked, the angry reaction of going Kavanuts is often compared to a teething toddler with a soiled Huggie who isn't getting the kind of attention he wants

Dude! All I did was ask a question, and you went totally Kavanuts! There's no need for that!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

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Fetus

What unborn babies say when they're hungry

Unborn Baby: *knocks on belly* Hey mom, can you fetus, we're starving in here!

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

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