bf

boyfriend. gf is girlfriend, and BF is best friend, because your best friend should always come before your significant other, regardless to your commitment level.

person 1: "what did you do this weekend?"

person 2: "oh, I went out with the bf."

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Fez

Abbreviated form of 'feral', meaning disgusting.

"Ewwwww milk just came through her nose! That is so fez."

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aboyne

To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appallingly that none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him.

*kick to face*
*evasion by accident*

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transistor

1. Electronic device comprised of the junction of three doped silicas of two polarisations, used as a switching device.

2. Sibling of ambiguous or recently altered gender.

Yo dawg, what wit dat crack-smoking ho transistor of yoos? She got cooch or gooch?

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fluff

An adjective for things that are cute.

"awww what a fluff kitten"

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Muah

the sound made by giving a kiss.

i'll talk to you later Muah!(giving a kiss) love ya lots

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crazy like a fox

Simile used to describe a person or event that acts or is outside of the norm in either a sneaky or fun way. May also be used in elliptical form (parts of the phrase are implied and not actually spoken). Origin: Homer Simpson.

"Allison likes to wear shiny pants when she's drunk; she's crazy like a fox."

"Becca is 'crazy LIKE a' today because she had 3 Frappucinos for breakfast.

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