Wooer

Colorado slang meaning liar or "capper." Originated in the historically black neighborhoods of north-east Denver around the 2000s. It's the noun form of the term "woo," which means to trick or to lie.

I hit the weedman 30 minutes ago and he said he was 5 minutes away, he a wooer.

forms:
Man thats woo!

Buddy said theres a jug on colfax tonight, I told him stop wooing.

That hoe told me she was fin hit me up when I gave her my number but I got woo'd.

Don't woo me!

Dawg Water

Slang for a bottle of Hennessy. Comes from Hen Dawg

Man that Dawg Water had me Fonkin last night!

The tees

Black Denver metro area slang for law enforcement, synonymous with "one time," "jakes," and "12."

I just pulled up to a jug in the bellz and I heard "oh shit it's the tees," I had to get gone!

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Catch the bodies

A form of fighting where only hits to the body are allowed to avoid injury. Favorite activity of bad ass kids skipping class in public school bathrooms. Opposite of the term "to Catch the heads," although dirty players will try to sneak a chin shot in here and there.

Everybody got guns now and wanna shoot something, remember when we used to catch the bodies?

flu flammer

Los Angeles slang for someone who makes money by robbing, most commonly home invasions or "flocking." Although it seems its taken a new meaning on Urban Dictionary.

I'm a real flu flammer nigga I just hit the asian folks house in Westwood and prayed to their buddha.

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Run the 1s

Slang for a one on one fight; alternate spelling of "Run the ones." Denver youth often run the ones with "Dirtz" or "Do-Dirts" which are boxing gloves they carry with them, often at their jeans back pockets.

After running the 1s you might have to "run the twos" (run it back)."

That boy was trippin so I told him run the 1s cause today I got time cuz!

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Fonkin

To be angry, unpleased, or get into an altercation. Present participle of the term "Fonk." Originally from the central valley region of California (Sacramento and Stockton) but became popular in Denver, Kansas City, and Michigan.

That eastside nigga just tried to bang on me, he got me fonkin!