Wet Squirrel

When one takes a major shat and left over shit crumbs gets stuck in the ass hair

I dont want to pull my pants up because i dont want to get shit from my wet squirrel to get stuck to my underwear

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Lip-Burn

When someone fucks the lips of a vagina so hard that the forskin of the penis becomes red and soar in a stinging manner. (Basically feels like a sunburn)

Jeff slammed Jane tight pussy so hard that he got lip-burn

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Monster Cock

When ones penis is so big that it can barely fit in a vagina, or mabey too big to fit in a vagina. Also, a monster cock exploads more jizz than a normal penis each ejaculation. If the penis is not circumsized, it cannot be a monster cock.

Dan stuck his monster cock so far into her vagina, that it punctured her internal organs.

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Penis

The most magical tool on earth

Dan's penis is so magical that he created new life with it!!

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36-24-36

Known as the absolute perfect body on a female. 36 inches measuring the length around the tits and back, 24 inches measuring around the waist, and 36 inches around the hips and ass. (Could also be said in feet: 3-2-3) This is also called the "hour glass" body.

The chick that had a 36-24-36 body form gave me an extreme erection.

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Jungle Bush

When the pubes on a male or female looks like it could be described as a jungle: hairy, long, dark, and possibly insect infected.

I wanted to slam that ho so bad, but when she showed me her jungle bush I nearly puked up my dinner

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MonsterCum

The best feeling anyone can ever have. Unlike a normal ejaculation, a MonsterCum is an extreme feeling in which more semen is produced and feels 5x better than a normal ejaculation

I experienced my first monstercum when Susie used every part of her mouth to give me a blow job

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