british springwater

When a British bloke or a bird sticks ice cubes up their rectum and catches the water as it melts in a glass.

Custard was very thirsty and need to get a refreshing drink, so she opted for British springwater.

italian swirl

When a guy takes a shit while receiving head, he. Flushes the toilet as a courteous gesture

Syhulk wanted Caltari to give him an Italian swirl in the men's room.