Azoolocuism

Azoolocuism - disbelief or lack of belief that animals can talk.

Person 1: I don't think donkeys can talk.
Person 2: YOu fuCkinG AzOOlocUist!!1!!1! DoNkeYS cAN tALk!!!1!21!! 1iDNt yOU wAtcH ShREk?!?!?! ItS An uNdesPUtaBLe PrOOf tHat uR wRonG!!1!!! BuT yOuR a CLoSe miNDeD aZoOLoCusiT aND yOu WoNt acCePT iT caUsE iT cOnTRadiCts YOu'Re rELiGioN!1!1! It tAkEs MoRe faiTH tO bELieVe aZooLocUiSm tHaN tO bELieVe tHaT DonKeyS cAn TaLk!!!1!1!

AND gate

AND gat - a logic gate which gives the value one if and only if all the operands are one, and otherwise has a value of zero.

I sexually identify as an AND gate and since AND gate's output is only true when all (2 or more) inputs are true, I am only turned on when there are 2 active inputs, which means that I like threesomes.

classmate

Totally random person who just happened to be in the same class as you.

"It's Jo..... whatever and he's my classmate."

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panphobia

Extreme or irrational fear or dislike of kitchenware.

Tom has panphobia, so he has to eat in the restaurant every day.

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guillotine posting

Posting images of guillotines either in reference to information about capitalism/corporate greed/corruption sometimes in combination with "eat the rich" slogan.

Tweet: "Amazon will pay $0 in federal income taxes on $11.2 billion in profit."
Replies: *guillotine posting"

gay

Basically a normal person

It's not gay to kiss yo homies goodnight.

No homo.

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Rule 34

Rule 34 means "be polite".

Person 1: I drew porn of your character, fuck you!
Person 2: STOP, you're breaking the rule 34!