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Whodaddy

The art of poor leadership

THAT WHODADDY BUSDRIVER SPENT HALF AN HOUR PARKING THE BUS BEFORE HE LEFT WITHOIT ANY PASSENGERS.

by Murray the K July 16, 2020


The girl with colitus goes by...

As referenced in 1960s pop song about lsd...

Sue was also battling irritable bowl syndrome on her way to fleet street when the girl with colitus goes by...

by Murray the K September 12, 2022


RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.

Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.

by Murray the K September 7, 2022


Cliche 19

The act of lumping all human colds flus stomachaches and allergies up with the coronavirus because you are too scared to see a doctor and get treatment.

Man he went to work on Monday but came down with a sudden case of cliche 19..

by Murray the K July 17, 2020


Bubonic plague

The fun loving lighthearted gentler cousin of Covid 19.

At least with the bubonic plague you can take antibiotics and get over the bacilli.

by Murray the K July 27, 2020

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Motorola Ruhollah

The delicate art of picking up a Muslim call to prayer while you are talking into the walkie talkie.

He eliminated most of the squelch in his radio but couldn't get rid of motorola Ruhollah.

by Murray the K July 17, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Domino distancing

The act of ordering a pizza during the Covid epidemic and it being delivered to your house faster than when times were normal.

Man as soon as I put down the phone they were domino distancing my doorbell 3 times.

by Murray the K July 27, 2020